I Want to be Famous!

This was one of the last blogs I posted on myspace. Originally posted on January 14, 2009

After reading a friend’s blog and this passage “I do my bitching in moaning in private over a glass of vodka rather than blog about it. Its not a shot at anyone, If you feel you get better results by blogging about your woes then be my guest.” After giving it much thought I was thinking why do I blog? At first I use to blog just to make fun of people in my classes at school, and to tell antidotes. Then I started thinking maybe I should add more personality to my blog and start reviewing things. I reviewed everything I could get my hands on that I thought was worth reviewing. I mean I do write about a lot of different things; tv, music, food, fashion, celebrities, wrestling, and other things that pop in my head. Then I thought maybe if I wrote about these things my blog will get noticed in some way and I’d become famous!

Why don’t I sing “Fame and Fortune” along with Hermey and Rudolph? Or maybe “Famous” by Bis. When was the last time I mentioned that band? Can’t forget about Manda.

I’ve always wanted to be famous ever since I was a little kid. When I was about 10 I would spend time on the weekend practicing my autograph. Ok I’ll admit I was a strange little kid. Hey I’m an only child, and we can be eccentric at times. Perhaps I should have done something more productive with my time? When I was learning cursive I use to only practice and bother learning the letters in my name. I use to practice “e” a lot. There are a lot of “e”s in my name.

In all seriousness I really believe this. I’m hoping some day I’ll get “discovered” on myspace. I’d like to be famous for doing something eccentric, but not too crazy or for using my brain somehow. I feel I’m not a talented singer or actor, and I feel I’m lacking in the looks department. I would hate to become famous for something “bad”.

The only problem I’m having is promoting my blog. I know how to promote other things and other people, but not myself. I think it’s a little self serving. I don’t know that’s just me. I think it is disrespectful and annoying to send a bunch spam messages to random people to look at your page and read your blog. I just want to get noticed in some way.