Some Common Misconceptions About Me

Current mood: contemplative
Category: Life
Originally posted on August 10, 2007

I am sexually attracted to Gwen Stefani because I say that I "love" her.

My "love" for Gwen is more admiration I don't love her in a romantic way. I hate when people take it the wrong way. The English language only has one form of the word "love". I mean do you really "love" spaghetti that much? So it is hard to say you "love" something without having to convey the level of love some languages have more than one form of the word "love", like Greek.

Because I like cartoons I am "slow"

This misconception really pisses me off. People have been assuming this about me for over 10 years now. At first it use to really, really piss me off. But then I decided that they were not going to change and so I shouldn't either. There are some whispers *secret cartoon fans*.

I was a No Doubt fan before I was a Blondie fan

This is so common the bad thing is that nobody believes me because most people who know me met me after I became a No Doubt fan. The origins of my Blondie fandom is that when I was in 2nd grade I really didn't know what kind of music I liked I didn't like New Kids on the Block like all the other girls in my class did. I was looking for something different. So one day I was telling my mom about this problem and she put some Blondie for me and thought I would like it. I use to constantly listen to "The Best of Blondie" and I think I drove my mom crazy. I did learn the words to "Rapture" really quickly though.

I like the color yellow because of pikachu

I don't even like the color yellow. I like pikachu because it's pikachu. It could pink, red, green, blue, even polka dotted! It's just a cute pokemon.